“ I think about how TV is awesome all the time.
Nerdy Things Jeff Says
“ Guys, I have amazing news. The fine folks at Call of Duty have sent us a pair of night vision goggles. We have a pair of fucking night vision goggles!
“ That conversation made me realize I missed a belt loop.
“ You know, these Nerf goggles are not as uncomfortable as…
Jeff never finished this thought. You’ll have to make up your own ending.
“ I can’t believe I’ve been sitting here with a bag of pajama pants all day and I haven’t put em on.
“ iCalendar, why you playing the fool?
- (Weird Nintendo-y sound.)
- Street: What the hell was that?
- Jeff: I have received a text message.
“ The heat from my hard drive melted my chap stick.
“ Good news guys; when I start typing shlitter my iPhone it knows I mean Shlitterbahn.
“ I was reading the in-flight magazine, you know, during the 10 minutes they make you shut off your DS.
